Would You Like To Know The Newspaper Reports For The Year 2035?
January 10, 2010 | In: upcoming cars
Would you like to know the Newspaper story for the year 2035?
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America
crops & livestock.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight
loss.
Nursing home event… Bill Clinton denies allegations
of affair with candy striper.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Baby conceived naturally…..scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 “chad” sells at Sotheby’s for $4.6
million.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands
in Los Angeles.
Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven
inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest
version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation
is completed.
New California law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered by
January 2036
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20 Responses to Would You Like To Know The Newspaper Reports For The Year 2035?
CJ
January 10th, 2010 at 6:41 am
Well – - – - it could happen!
CJ
Carolina Sunshine
January 10th, 2010 at 8:27 am
That was too cute. It sounded like to could be real. I really like George Z. Bush and California requiring all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats having to be registered.
I really would be nice to know what the news reports for 2037 would be.that far in the future. The wold as we know may not exist by then ??
Poppy
January 10th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I can’t wait until 2035 to get here!! Wait a minute, I’ll be dead then. Oh shucks, If only someone could find the fountain of youth before it’s too late. Thanks Suzie, I loved the one about the baby. Poppy
curious connie
January 10th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I was going to say no before I read your “news.” Today’s news is depressing enough. That was very funny and possibly, true predictions.
old fart
January 10th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
I don’t care I’ll be 105 then and there may not be any newspapers by then anyway if there are they won’t be in english anyway.
KathyC
January 10th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Cute..but know i have no desire to know the future..wouldn’t want to spoil the ending..by the time you reach 50 everything becomes de ja vu anyway..
lilberni
January 10th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
A very interesting read. It would be still better had you added, ‘Suzies completes her millionth posting in yahoo Q & A’.
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January 11th, 2010 at 12:39 am
Got any sports results I can bet on?
Or Lottery Numbers, that would also be good!
little nell
January 11th, 2010 at 3:26 am
Loved the one about the baby.
Country Girl
January 11th, 2010 at 10:01 am
You forgot one. Chelsie Clinton is now the first women president.
Bob H
January 11th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
What I want to know is who executes the last Texan. Do they farm out the job to China.
Lizzy
January 11th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Oh great news, at least you an keep your guns.
dora
January 11th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Hope we are all here to see these events!
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January 11th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
That is too funny. I like it.
Brigid O' Somebody
January 12th, 2010 at 4:21 am
Cool! I doubt I’ll be alive in 2035, but my kids will be glad to know.
Snuffy
January 12th, 2010 at 7:51 am
You sure that wasn’t Queen Chelsea ?
WooleyBooley again
January 12th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
lmao Susie, these are great ! Hadn’t seen these before. Thanks !
Diamond
January 12th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
hmmmmmmmmm but I won’t be around to see it
UOM
January 12th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I’ll be 99 years old if I live that long. I doubt if I will, cause I have a bad heart now, so I guess I wouldn’t care.
irelandgal xx
January 12th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
i don’t think so